The holidays take a dark turn as a crisis unfolds in our household
reblog to help him get off the chair, like to help him jump onto another surface
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I lost it at “…are you MAD that you’re on a chair?” because I have this conversation with my cats all the time
OH THIS POOR BEAN. Those are honestly distressed meows, my cats came running and are desperately looking around the living room now to try and help this sad dork.
Hi there! I’m the owner of Zane and @daphnetrodon is my sister who lives with the two of us. As the long time owner of this cat, you should know that it’s his “I want attention” meow and not his “I’m in distress” meow (he got off the chair like a minute after daphne stopped filming).
Zane is a fluffy asshole and I love him. Also have a current photo of him by the fire:
Important follow up
My first thought wasn’t distress, it was “THE FLOOR IS LAVA, HUMAN!”
